The ponies Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Fluttershy -- are working on their song. Fluttershy's adjusting some things.
Spike: Hey! Pinkie Pie's here!
Pinkie Pie: Bounces in. Hey guys!
The ponies greet her.
Applejack: Hey, thanks for comin'!
Pinkie Pie: I'm really sorry I'm late, I just got caught up baking a bunch of cupcakes. Have you guys tried those!?
The ponies, slightly confused, murmur approvingly.
Twilight: Yeah, yeah, those are... those are great.
Pinkie Pie: Well I listened to your song, and I loved it! And I baked you this big batch of cupcakes I think you're gonna really like!
Still confused, the ponies nod.
Twilight: You wanna just lay 'em down over there?
Pinkie Pie: Girls? Pause. Let's get to it.
The lights dim. Vinyl Scratch puts on the beat. Twilight whispers "Here we go."
Twilight: Pony Island. Pinkie Pie.
Twilight: Together on the track. The girls are back.
All: The night... starts... now.
Night starts now, ponies roll with us.
Scoota's snappin' at the neck when we're rollin' up. (Pinkie: Rollin' up!) (Scootaloo: *fangirl cry*)
Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up. (Pinkie: Wheee!)
Gold coins, at the stand, like who gives a clop. (Stamps the ground.) (Pinkie: Come on!)
Colts're shifty eyed, when we walk into the gala.
Got the fillies lookin' jealous, play the crowd'n get hit. (Gets a brohoof.) (Pinkie: Yeah! Whoo!)
Three pounds in my waistband, two in my saddle, (Shows off apples loaded up.)
You either get kicked, get smashed, or get bucked. (Kicks a table with her hind legs.)
THIS IS THE TALE!
OF A DELICIOUS CUPCAAAAAAKE!
ICING ON TOP!
WITH SPRIIIINKLES TOOO! (Twlight: ...What.)
A MAGICAL TASTE!
WROUGHT OUT OF SUGAAAAAR!
THERE'S ONLY ONE TREAT!
THAT TAAASTES SO GOOOOOD!
Yeah, that was kind of strange, but we're back at the gala,
Buyin' out the stand so the bronies show us love. (Pinkie: Sweet and tastyyyy!)
No time to be shy, 'cause I'm the top gunner,
I mean, if that's, um, okay with you girls... uh... (Twilight facehoofs.) (Pinkie Pie: Cupcaaakes!)
Watch it, fillies, 'cause I ain't your Mrs. Nice Girl.
More like the meet you, take you home and school you twice girl. (Shown playing chess with a frustrated Rainbow Dash.)
All dressed up and nowhere to hide,
Ima help you feel smarter with the (Pinkie Pie leaps in front.)
Now back to the good part!
WHEN THE DAY WAS BORN! (Twilight: Uch.)
THEY YEARNED TO BE EATEN! (Twilight: NO.)
OH MY CUPCAKES! (Applejack: Yeah.)
MAKIN' OTHER TREATS PALE!
IT'S THE TREASURE OF THE FRIDGE! (Twilight: Uh-huh.)
THE JEWEL OF THE MENU! (Applejack: Oh, for pete's--)
WHAT FLAVOR LIES IN STORE!
LET'S ORDER SOME MOOOOORE! (Fluttershy: Yes, we've-- we've had cupcakes before.)
Twilight: Put your hooves in the air and say "PON-3", let's go.
Pinkie: Savory treats! (What?) Creamy filling! (No!)
Applejack: From the front to the back, say "Granny Smith," let's go.
Pinkie: Creamy icing! (Nope.) Giant plate! (Wrong.)
Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie, we really need to you to focus, um, please...
Pinkie: Roger that, lemme try with a different treat!
HOW 'BOUT A BAR OF CHOCOLATE!
DARK OR WHITE, IT'S UP TO YOU! (Twilight: Not better.)
THOUGH IT'S NOT THE SWEETEST SNACK IN THE DRAWER,
I GIVE IT ALL MY LOVE! (Flutterrage: COME ON!)
OK THEN, SARSPARILLA TIME!
IT'S FLAVOURED FROM A TREE! (Applejack: REALLY?)
WELL, LET'S EAT APPLE PIES, THEN!
GIMME MOUNDS, I'LL EAT 'EM ALL! (Twilight: ...Close enough.)
You buffalo wanna mess up Appleloosa?
OKAY THEN! I'M RELOADING! (She tosses apple pies everywhere.)
THIS IS THE TALE!
OF A WARM APPLE PIIIIE!
A CRISP, GOLDEN CRUST!
AND A SOFT, JUICY CENTER! (Scootaloo: Take it home!)
GOTTA EAT 'EM HOT!
OR JUST USE IT FOR AMMO!
YOU CAN TREAT IT LIKE A WEAPON
JUST WAITIN' TO BE CHUUUUUUUUCKED! (JUST WAITING TO BE CHUUUUUUUUUCKED!)
Twilight: Oookay! Turns out Pinkie Pie's kind of a treat freak.
Pinkie: They complete me! Mmph-- (Applejack stuffs an apple into her mouth.)
Applejack: Yeah, well, we knew that.