The ponies – Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Fluttershy -- are working on their song. Fluttershy's adjusting some things.
Spike: Hey! Pinkie Pie's here!
Pinkie Pie: Bounces in. Hey guys!
The ponies greet her.
Applejack: Hey, thanks for comin'!
Pinkie Pie: I'm really sorry I'm late, I just got caught up baking a bunch of cupcakes. Have you guys tried those!?
The ponies, slightly confused, murmur approvingly.
Twilight: Yeah, yeah, those are... those are great.
Pinkie Pie: Well — I listened to your song, and I loved it! And I baked you this big batch of cupcakes I think you're gonna really like!
Still confused, the ponies nod.
Twilight: You wanna just lay 'em down over there?
Pinkie Pie: Girls? Pause. Let's get to it.

The lights dim. Vinyl Scratch puts on the beat. Twilight whispers "Here we go."
Twilight: Pony Island. Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie: Wooooooo!
Twilight: Together on the track. The girls are back.
All: The night... starts... now.
Twilight:
     Night starts now, ponies roll with us.
     Scoota's snappin' at the neck when we're rollin' up. (Pinkie: Rollin' up!) (Scootaloo: *fangirl cry*)
     Blow through the doors, ain't no holdin' up. (Pinkie: Wheee!)
     Gold coins, at the stand, like who gives a clop. (Stamps the ground.) (Pinkie: Come on!)
Applejack:
     Colts're shifty eyed, when we walk into the gala.
     Got the fillies lookin' jealous, play the crowd'n get hit. (Gets a brohoof.) (Pinkie: Yeah! Whoo!)
     Three pounds in my waistband, two in my saddle, (Shows off apples loaded up.)
     You either get kicked, get smashed, or get bucked. (Kicks a table with her hind legs.)
Pinkie:
     THIS IS THE TALE!
     OF A DELICIOUS CUPCAAAAAAKE!
     ICING ON TOP!
     WITH SPRIIIINKLES TOOO! (Twlight: ...What.)
     A MAGICAL TASTE!
     WROUGHT OUT OF SUGAAAAAR!
     THERE'S ONLY ONE TREAT!
     THAT TAAASTES SO GOOOOOD!
Fluttershy:
     Yeah, that was kind of strange, but we're back at the gala,
     Buyin' out the stand so the bronies show us love. (Pinkie: Sweet and tastyyyy!)
     No time to be shy, 'cause I'm the top gunner,
     I mean, if that's, um, okay with you girls... uh... (Twilight facehoofs.) (Pinkie Pie: Cupcaaakes!)
Twilight:
     Watch it, fillies, 'cause I ain't your Mrs. Nice Girl.
     More like the meet you, take you home and school you twice girl. (Shown playing chess with a frustrated Rainbow Dash.)
     All dressed up and nowhere to hide,
     Ima help you feel smarter with the— (Pinkie Pie leaps in front.)
Pinkie Pie:
     Now back to the good part!
     WHEN THE DAY WAS BORN! (Twilight: Uch.)
     THEY YEARNED TO BE EATEN! (Twilight: NO.)
     OH MY CUPCAKES! (Applejack: Yeah.)
     MAKIN' OTHER TREATS PALE!
     IT'S THE TREASURE OF THE FRIDGE! (Twilight: Uh-huh.)
     THE JEWEL OF THE MENU! (Applejack: Oh, for pete's--)
     WHAT FLAVOR LIES IN STORE!
     LET'S ORDER SOME MOOOOORE! (Fluttershy: Yes, we've-- we've had cupcakes before.)
Twilight: Put your hooves in the air and say "PON-3", let's go.
Pinkie: Savory treats! (What?) Creamy filling! (No!)
Applejack: From the front to the back, say "Granny Smith," let's go.
Pinkie: Creamy icing! (Nope.) Giant plate! (Wrong.)
Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie, we really need to you to focus, um, please...
Pinkie: Roger that, lemme try with a different treat!
Twilight: Wait—
Pinkie:
     HOW 'BOUT A BAR OF CHOCOLATE!
     DARK OR WHITE, IT'S UP TO YOU! (Twilight: Not better.)
     THOUGH IT'S NOT THE SWEETEST SNACK IN THE DRAWER,
     I GIVE IT ALL MY LOVE! (Flutterrage: COME ON!)
     OK THEN, SARSPARILLA TIME!
     IT'S FLAVOURED FROM A TREE! (Applejack: REALLY?)
     WELL, LET'S EAT APPLE PIES, THEN!
     GIMME MOUNDS, I'LL EAT 'EM ALL! (Twilight: ...Close enough.)
     You buffalo wanna mess up Appleloosa?
     OKAY THEN! I'M RELOADING! (She tosses apple pies everywhere.)
     THIS IS THE TALE!
     OF A WARM APPLE PIIIIE!
     A CRISP, GOLDEN CRUST!
     AND A SOFT, JUICY CENTER! (Scootaloo: Take it home!)
     GOTTA EAT 'EM HOT!
     OR JUST USE IT FOR AMMO!
     YOU CAN TREAT IT LIKE A WEAPON
     JUST WAITIN' TO BE CHUUUUUUUUCKED! (JUST WAITING TO BE CHUUUUUUUUUCKED!)
Twilight: Oookay! Turns out Pinkie Pie's kind of a treat freak.
Pinkie: They complete me! Mmph-- (Applejack stuffs an apple into her mouth.)
Applejack: Yeah, well, we knew that.